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dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

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dragondrawer28:

sokka-fuck-ya:

Aang, surrounded by baffled councilmen, interrupted mid meeting: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”


Zuko, half burnt after fistfighting his latest assasin: “It’s not that bad. Besides, you’re like twelve, you don’t have to worry about this”


Aang: “only tw—I was the one who—! No, you know what? I’m calling your grandpa!”


The councilmen, thinking of Azulon: “?!”


Zuko: “WAIT NO AANG I’M SORRY!”


Aang, meditating aggressively: “TOO LATE.”


Roku, taking Aang’s place: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”


The councilmen, losing their fucking minds: “?!?!?!????!??!???!”

Zuko, desperately and defensively: “You tried to fight a volcano!”

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hellsite-yano:

hellsite-yano:

Never gets old seeing posts that so earnestly and genuinely explain something that is 100% obvious to anybody who doesn’t spend their life hopelessly online

“You have to bring your own moral framework to adult stories”

“There’s more to media than shipping”

“We NEED to get comfortable with disliking people without pretending they’ve done anything wrong”

“Sometimes people on the internet LIE so always check donation posts!!”

“Do NOT cosign a loan for someone on tumblr”

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notajerusalemcricket:

maya-tl:

woorenergy:

french-romarin:

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

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EUGHJJ

EUGGHJJ

“hug”

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mean-and-serene:

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His uniform is bloody, and the white of his left eye almost glows red, but it’s him. No one else in Katsuki’s life had those freckles or that stupidly genuine smile. He reaches out, dried blood flaking off his sleeve, and pokes Katsuki’s chest. 

“Live, Kacchan.” The ghost of Midoriya Izuku says, “Live with your actions. Become a great hero.”

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April 12th, 2XXX

At 10:13 AM, special grade vengeful cursed spirit Midoriya Izuku underwent complete manifestation….


A doodle of mine for my fic: My Shovel Tells a Secret. A fun little crossover of JJK and BNHA I wrote between exams and the other longfics I have.

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rubychan228:

mr-elementle:

garlic-slut:

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Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring

to be fair, as someone who has lived with deer the antlers probably did not “Fall off” more likely they were flung at incredible speed straight into the air scaring the fuck out of every living thing nearby including the buck that shed them

I couldn’t decide between this and another reply to reblog, so here’s the other one:

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beetlebrownleaf:

beetlebrownleaf:

for the last fucking time stop policing the bodies and sexualities of real living breathing short women who like “cute” shit

it’s not pedophilia to be a short adult woman and wear hello kitty underwear. it’s not pedophilia to be a short adult woman who collects plushes. it’s not pedophilia to wear things or to collect things at all.

pedophilia is when an adult sexually preys upon a child, end of.

nothing a woman does with her own self will be “pedophilia” or “pedobait”. pedophiles do not pursue adult women who wear striped thigh highs. they prey upon children. 

pedophilia is not wrong because children look a certain way, it’s wrong because they are children and children cannot meaningfully consent. there is not a single child on the planet who can meaningfully consent to sexual activity with an adult.

blaming women who are short and like certain things is misogyny, plain and simple. and I see a lot of you fuckers going after Asian women in particular, which is also actually really fucking racist lmao

donating a toothbrush to a child’s shelter would be more helpful to combat child abuse than anything you keyboard warriors are doing

guess I gotta bring this back because we’re still making takes like “it doesn’t matter if it’s a consenting adult, if you’re attracted to an adult that looks like a minor that’s still pedophilia” in the year of our lord twenty twenty-three

what do these people expect short women to do? remain chaste for all eternity? no really I want to hear the solution. what’s the solution. what do we do about short women who “look like a minor”. what do we do. what do you think we should actually DO.

when people say things like this they do not, for a single moment, consider the woman in this situation. all they’re thinking about is the remote possibility that someone’s getting a boner they’re not supposed to get. 

this is the problem with basically any and all relationship and sex “discourse”. the question asked is never “is someone being harmed? is someone’s boundaries being violated? is someone’s agency being denied?” but rather “is someone getting a boner I personally believe they’re not supposed to get?”

and I am goddamn tired of it.

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